I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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