Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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