maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
This is my life. Enjoy the view
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Someone signed my nipple.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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