So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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