No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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