Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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