how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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