Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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