Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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