i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
She bit a glass in half.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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