I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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