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I am full of burrito and curiosity
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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