How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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