If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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