Sponge bath it is.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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