just come out here and I will go home with you...
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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