here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I have post one night stand depression
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