I think scott just propositioned me for sex
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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