I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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