dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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