called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Randomize
