yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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