Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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