So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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