can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Randomize
