I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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