That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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