The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
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