i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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