Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
either way he was missing a nipple.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
