Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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