ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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