Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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