so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I lost the right to judge tonight
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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