we're blogging at a bar
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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