Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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