My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I am naked and annoyed.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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