Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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