On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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