Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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