she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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