i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Drunk is not a location!
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Randomize
