Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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