belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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