I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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