Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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