im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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