What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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