can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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