there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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