normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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