I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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