why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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