i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
