On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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