Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish my penis had an off switch
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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